xtec:
cereal at 8 am: the poor man’s meal, a poverty feast, delapadated wheat, a mouse’s luxury, bastard scraps
cereal at 12 am: a feast fit for a king, absolute decadence, god’s snack, gorgeous grains, unrivaled hedonism
filthychonga-deactivated2019120:
it IS a phase, mom
show me a permanent state of the self, mom
Impermanence does not mean insignificance, mom
The key to a happier life is being in a constant state of change and acceptance, mom
top surgery recovery has given me a lot of time to think, which is both epic and not. Been thinking a lot about past selves, past experiences, and how they all led up to me being the person I am today. I dont like the “I was born in the wrong body” rhetoric because I think it removes the agency for trans people to self-determination of our identities, nor do I like trans identities to be reduced to our bodies. I was that little girl, and I am not ashamed of her, nor was she ever my enemy. We do not have to reject our past selves to validated in our current selves, and I will continue to cherish the little girl in my head because she helped me become the person I am now <3
dude im straight up crying
SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children
WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????
SCREAMING
Lmaoooooooo
Stoooooooooppppppp
NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.
This is what I’d call a responsible restaurant service. Well done.
I’ve repeatedly seen British people make fun of American food for apparently always being either “too sweet or too salty” but our cuisine is still pretty mild compared to a lot of other countries, and having repeatedly tried British food, I’m pretty sure the term you’re looking for is “having any flavor at all.”
Britain invaded over half the world for spices and then decided they didn’t like any of them
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PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY: a mix for icarus, history’s greatest downfall
“guy’s i’m gonna get so hella tanned” — icarus, probably
- breaking free high school musical
- i believe i can fly r kelly
- defying gravity wicked
- wind beneath my wings bette midler
- here comes the sun the beatles
- timber pitbull feat. ke$ha
- drop it like it’s hot snoop dogg feat. pharrell williams
- it’s raining men the weather girls
{ listen }
this is literally the most hilarious mix i have every seen im crying help